HELLTAKER TEXT COLLECTIONS
游戏《Helltaker》中对话和旁白全收录
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(text) 旁白等场景描述,但不包括明确由别西卜所讲的部分 Narrations, except for those by Beelzebub
[text] 第一批选项、对话中的选择、帮助理解的描述性用语、备注 First Answers, Choices, Descriptions, &Notes
#[text] Second Answers 第二批选项
*[text] Third Answers 第三批选项
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——THE MAIN BODY 以下正文——
[Opening]
(You find yourself surrounded by the void.)
Menu
Beelzebub, The Great Fly
Greetings little one. Please don’t mind me. It is just I, good old Beelzebub.
[New Game]
Story of the Helltaker again? Interesting…
Do you, by any chance, need a narrator?
Why please, allow me. It will be a pleasure.
You woke up one day with a dream. Harem full of demon girls.
It was, however, not an easy dream to achieve. It could cost you your life.
“When demon girls are involved, no price is high enough.” You said, as
you ventured down to hell.
[Returned to Menu]
Is there anything else you desire?
[Exit]
I’ve tried many times. Haven’t found much success so far.
Chapter 1
Pandemonica, the Tired Demon
Name’s Pandemonica, Hell’s Customer Service. How may I serve you?
[We can figure something out at my place.]
Pandemonica, The Tired Demon
You thought you’re leaving hell alive? How delusional.
***BAD END*** She took your face in her hands and snapped your neck
with professional gentleness.
[Maybe I can serve YOU instead?]
Pandemonica, The Tired Demon
Sweet of you to offer. I could really use some coffee.
***SUCCESS***
[Life Advice]
Beelzebub, The Great Fly
You want advice, but you have nobody to ask.
You haven’t found any cute demons yet.
And no matter how cute I might be, I’m but a narrator.
Go find some harem worthy maidens so you can pester them for advice to
your heart’s content.
Chapter 2
Modeus, The Lustful Demon
You and me. Now.
[Deal. No questions asked.]
Modeus, The Lustful Demon
They always say that… and they always try to run away. I’ll have to break
your knees, just in case.
***BAD END*** She pulled out a sledgehammer. I was not going to be
pretty.
[No time. Busy gathering girls.]
Modeus, The Lustful Demon
Demon harem? You poor fool… They will rip you to shreds, and I HAVE
to see this.
***SUCCESS***
[Life Advice]
Pandemonica, The Tired Demon
Since we travel together, I might as well do my job.
You’ve noticed how exploring hell takes a lot of will? In hell, if you run
out on will - you die.
Walking through spikes takes twice the will. The trick is to spend as little
time on spikes as possible.
Thank you for relaying on Hell’s Customer Service.
How would you rate your overall satisfaction with provided help, on a
scale from 1 to 10?
Pandemonica, The Tired Demon
[From 1 to 9] Thank you for your feedback. We are here to serve.
[10] Whoa… Never got a ten before…
Chapter 3
Cerberus, The Triple Demon
Are you a human? A real human? Please, take us with you.
[Deal. No questions asked.]
Cerberus, The Triple Demon
Yes! At last! It’s time to corrupt the mortal realm!
***SUCCESS***
[This is getting too easy. I have questions.]
Cerberus, The Triple Demon
We need a human to cross the hell’s gate. You don’t have to be in one
piece, though.
***BAD END*** They jumped you like rabid dogs. Canine sounds
included. The cuteness of it all gave you a heart attack.
[Life Advice]
Modeus, The Lustful Demon
Advice? Easy. Skip all the puzzles, gather all the bitches and let’s engage
in proper harem activities.
Pandemonica, The Tired Demon
Please, forgive Modeus. Most demons are like her. Lust for since is in our
blood, hard to keep it in check.
As for the puzzle… Try to not spend too much time kicking around those
undead slaves and you should be fine.
Chapter 4
Malina, The Sour Demon
Great, more braindead idiots… Never seen your ugly face before. What are
you playing at?
[I’d sure love to play with you.]
Malina, The Sour Demon
Like what… video games? Sure, why not. As long as you’re okay with
turn based strategies.
***SUCCESS***
[This is delicious. Please, insult me more.]
Malina, The Sour Demon
Fantastic. Just my luck to find another masochist creep.
***BAD END*** She made a swiping motion and a fountain of blood
exploded from your devastated throat.
[Life Advice]
Pandemonica, The Tired Demon
You don’t look like you need help with this one. Or you just wanted to
talk?
Cerberus, The Triple Demon
Hey, do you smell that? Orange, berries and… vodka?
There’s no doubt. That’s got to be Malina. She acts hard to get, but maybe
you’ll figure her out.
Then we will all hang out and it’s gonna be FUN!
Chapter 5
Zdrada, The bitch Demon
Yo. I’ve heard about your harem. I’m in.
[Wait. I have a feeling I’ll regret it.]
Zdrada, The bitch Demon
Too bad, I’m coming anyway. Go ahead, try to stop me.
***SUCCESS***
[It’s not really a harem anymore. We just play turn based strategies.]
Zdrada, The bitch Demon
Holy shit. Let me put you out of your misery.
***BAD END*** Your vision swam. The last thing you noticed was a
knife buried hilt deep between your ribs.
[Life Advice]
Malina, The Sour Demon
What? Never played rhythm based dungeon crawlers, have you?
If the rhythm of the spikes is not to your liking, just kick some rocks
around until it does.
Cerberus, The Triple Demon
This place stinks of smoke. Zdrada must be close by.
Malina, The Sour Demon
Oh no… Please no…
Chapter 6
Azazel, The Curious Angel
Oh my heavens! What would a living human be doing in hell? Most
unusual.
[Looking for demons.]
Azazel, The Curious Angel
Oh, you too? Let me guess, thesis on Modern Sin? Or is it Demonology?
We should join forces.
***SUCCESS***
[Looking for angels.]
Azazel, The Curious Angel
You won’t find many here. Lucky for you, I know a better place. Please,
hold my hand.
[Enter Heaven]
(Who would’ve guessed that lying will get you into heaven.)
(Say goodbye to your demon harem, though.)
***END***
[Life Advice]
Zdrada, The bitch Demon
Don’t look at me for puzzle hints. I’m not a nerd.
Maybe go kill yourself on some spikes. It’ll be amusing.
Malina, The Sour Demon
My sister’s always like that. I can’t believe you invited her…
Zdrada, The bitch Demon
Yeah. What were you thinking, man? Glad you invited Malinka, though.
She spends too much time, all alone, playing the most nerdy video games
I’ve ever seen.
Malina, The Sour Demon
Can you please shut up?
Zdrada, The bitch Demon
Do you know how turned on she gets while playing them? That one time
when she…
Malina, The Sour Demon
Kill one of us. Me or her. Please. Fast.
[*KILL THEM BOTH*]
Pandemonica, The Tired Demon
Just leave them be. You get used to it, eventually.
[*KILL YOURSELF*]
Pandemonica, The Tired Demon
What do you think you’re doing? Hey! W -
***BAD END*** You had enough. You decided to follow Zdrada’s advice
and killed yourself on the spikes.
Chapter 7
Justice, The Awesome Demon
Yo, did you just solve that puzzle? That’s awesome!
[It took some work. Wanna join my harem?]
Justice, The Awesome Demon
You don’t have to ask me. I’d never miss a party.
***SUCCESS***
[I just skipped it in the menu. Wanna join my harem?]
Justice, The Awesome Demon
That totally sounds like something I would’ve done. Sure, let’s go. The
more the merrier, right?
***SUCCESS***
[Life Advice]
Azazel, The Curious Angel
This one looks tricky. Might require some testing to find the perfect order
of moves.
Please, take your time. Miss Modeus here is sharing with me her
considerably warped view on love.
Modeus, The Lustful Demon
…things can get violent, so moderation is important. People die if you love
them too much.
Azazel, The Curious Angel
How fascinating. Please expand on that. I want to know all the details.
Chapter 8
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
We meet at last. You’ve proved yourself worthy by passing all my trials.
Pledge your soul to me and I’ll make you my most treasured slave.
[Yes my queen!]
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
Eager little soul…
***BAD END*** As you knelt, she planted a kiss of your forehead, and
your life melted away.
[No thanks. But you can join my harem.]
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
What are your trying to accomplish? You think you can enslave demons to
your will?
#[Call me master. And ask for permission before you speak.]
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
I see I have to teach you your place.
***BAD END*** She made a hand gesture, and all your blood turned into
vinegar. It’s hard to explain the feel.
#[I can offer coffee, turn based strategies and chocolate pancakes.]
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
Really? Is that it? You come here, and try to buy me over with pancakes?
You’re lucky I have a thing for pancakes.
***SUCCESS***
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
I think you’ve convinced me. That harem of yours may prove to be
entertaining after all.
[NOTE: Life Advice is absent in this chapter.]
Chapter 9
[Life Advice]
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
If you can’t do it, just skip it in the pause menu. I don’t want to be sitting
here all day.
Just look at all this mess. It seems nobody used the hell’s gate in quite
some time…
Makes me wonder how you got here in the first place.
Justice, The Awesome Demon
It looks like he can do miracles. He somehow got you out of your office
after all.
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
True. He’s the first one to not take the slave offer.
Justice, The Awesome Demon
For a second here, I hoped he would give YOU a slave offer.
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
Justice… Don’t give people ideas that will get them murdered.
Justice, The Awesome Demon
Oh, come on. I’m sure you’d enjoy some maid roleplay.
[The End of Life Advice]
???
YOU TRULY THOUGHT YOU COULD JUST WALK AWAY?
AFTER ALL YOU HAVE DONE?
***BAD END (to be continued)*** You felt the biting cold of chains on
your skin. Followed by fire, burning the flesh from your bones.
Chapter 10
(It felt as if you’ve died a thousand deaths. Yet as the flames subsided…
Somehow, you were still alive.)
I. Chains of Superbia
???
I ONLY JUST FOUND YOU, TRESPASSER! SO DON’T DIE ON ME
YET.
WE WILL SPEND A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER, YOU AND I.
Judgement, The High Prosecutor
IGNITE THE SIN MACHINE! SUFFERING MUST BE MADE!
[Begin the Trial]
[Upon Completing]
Judgement, The High Prosecutor
HOW DO YOU LIKE THE SIN MACHINE, TRESPASSER?
SURRENDER AND LET IT CONSUME YOU!
Cerberus, The Triple Demon
No, wait! Don’t give up! You need to get us out of here!
Pandemonica, The Tired Demon
And I’m still looking forward to my coffee.
Judgement, The High Prosecutor
LEAVE HOPE! HIS FATE IS SEALED!
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
Judgement, dear. This man may not know it, but he belongs to me. Could
you please not damage him?
Judgement, The High Prosecutor
BE SILENT! REAL WORK IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!
[Begin the Trial]
II. Chains of Avaritia
[Upon Completing]
Judgement, The High Prosecutor
THOSE CHAINS THAT BIND YOU ARE MADE OF THINGS THAT
BROUGHT YOU HERE.
YOUR EGO. YOUR GREED. YOUR LUST. YOU ARE YOUR OWN
TORTURER.
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
Enough! High Prosecutor, I order you to stand down at once!
Judgement, The High Prosecutor
NO AUTHORITY STANDS ABOVE PUNISHMENT!
Justice, The Awesome Demon
Keep going, Judgement! You are on the roll!
Azazel, The Curious Angel
Yes, please continue. This is A+ material so far.
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
I’m supposed to be the goddamn Queen of Hell! Why is nobody ever
listening to me?
[Begin the Trial]
III. Chains of Luxuria
[Upon Completing]
Judgement, The High Prosecutor
YOU TRULY THINK YOU CAN BREAK FREE OF THOSE
SHACKLES?
YOU SHOULD KNOW… HOPE LEADS TO DISappOINTMENT,
AND DISappOINTMENT TO DESPAIR.
CHANS OF DESPAIR ARE THE MOST DELIGHTFUL.
Zdrada, The bitch Demon
You must be cursed Malinka. You just found a fellow nerd and he’s already
done for.
Malina, The Sour Demon
Knowing my luck, he played Necropolis anyway.
Modeus, The Lustful Demon
I should’ve kept him for myself after all…
Judgement, The High Prosecutor
YES! REGRET EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER DONE!
[I love how you did your hair.]
[That outfit kills! Ten out of ten!]
Judgement, The High Prosecutor
LIEEEEEEEES! THEY WON’T SAVE YOU FROM YOUR FATE!
#[I know. That’s why I can be honest.]
#[I also really like the claws!]
Judgement, The High Prosecutor
IS THAT SO? IN THAT CASE, THANK YOU! I GUESS?
NOW LET’S GET BACK TO SUFFERING!
[Begin the Trial]
IV. Chains of Despair
Judgement, The High Prosecutor
ANY LAST WORDS BEFORE THE REAL PAIN BEGINS?
[Only thing I regret is not seeking you sooner.]
[Being punished by you makes all sins worth it.]
Judgement, The High Prosecutor
QUIT YOUR CHEAP FLATTERIES! YOU MAKE MY JOB
DIFFICULT!
#[But damn, you have amazing eyes.]
#[Did I mention how much I love your hair?]
Judgement, The High Prosecutor
Look. I don’t really want to do this. But the pacts been sealed. Nothing
will prevent your damnation.
However… I could postpone your torment a few years, if you leave and
never disturb hell again.
Our fates are one. I will kill you and you’ll suffer. But it does not have to
be today…
SO CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY AND GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
…
……
…… …
I SAID YOU ARE FREE TO GO! BEGONE!
WHAT? YOU WANT TO INVITE ME TO YOUR HAREM? DON’T BE
RIDICULOUS!
You’d share roof with an immortal avatar of pain, blood-sworn to murder
you through torture?
*[Wouldn’t want it any other way.]
*[Believe me, I have worse in my harem already.]
Judgement, The High Prosecutor
Wait. You are serious?
***SUCCESS***
Judgement, The High Prosecutor
Seeing how far off proper ritual we are already, I might as well give it a
shot.
Chapter 10: Epilogue
(Thus, your journey has come to an end.)
(You have successfully took girls from hell. And was henceforth known as
the Helltaker.)
(It was, however, not an easy life to live. It was sure to be short and full of
suffering.)
(But life is full of suffering no matter how you live it. So you might as well
have some fun when’re at it.)
—
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
Another batch of pancakes done, I see.
And it’s soooooo good…
Helltaker
Thanks for the help.
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
Don’t mentioned it. It’s the least I can do.
Though I have to say, I still can’t figure out how you get them perfectly
thin every time.
And the way you spin them in the air. There must be some sorcery
involved.
Helltaker
Experience.
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
Yeah sure. better go give everyone their pancakes.
—
Helltaker
Pancakes.
Modeus, The Lustful Demon
…
Helltaker
You’re reading… romantic comedy?
Modeus, The Lustful Demon
Never heard of this “romance” stuff before. It’s the kinkiest thing I’ve ever
seen.
Maybe I’ve been doing things wrong all this time?
Helltaker
What, wanna go on a date?
Modeus, The Lustful Demon
I’ve always known you were a perverted degenerate.
—
Helltaker
Pancakes.
Justice, The Awesome Demon
Awesome. I have a question though.
Helltaker
Shoot
Justice, The Awesome Demon
The girls say you never take off your shades. Why is that?
Helltaker
I could ask you the same.
Justice, The Awesome Demon
Oh, me? It’s ‘cause I’m blind.
That’s my story. Care to share yours?
Helltaker
Maybe one day…
Justice, The Awesome Demon
Oh, come on. The girls are already taking bets.
I’m losing 10 bucks if you don’t have laser vision.
—
Helltaker
Pancakes and coffee.
Pandemonica, The Tired Demon
…
…
Ah! The “Tired Demon” no longer.
Helltaker
Is it over-extracted again?
Pandemonica, The Tired Demon
Oh no… It’s quite alright actually. You even filtered it properly this time.
Keep it up and you might still survive the day with no fingers broken.
Helltaker
Yeah…
Pandemonica, The Tired Demon
But do feel free to mess it up. The local hospital proved quite competent so
far.
Helltaker
Next one at 5:15pm, double espresso, yes?
Pandemonica, The Tired Demon
It’s your job to remember. Not mine.
—
Helltaker
Pancakes.
Malina, The Sour Demon
Do you know how hard it is to find new turn based strategies we could
play?
Almost everything mankind produced is either a half-assed sequel or a
shitty ripoff.
Helltaker
I would like to play them anyway.
Malina, The Sour Demon
Same here, unfortunately.
We will need a lot of alcohol.
—
Helltaker
Pancakes.
Zdrada, The bitch Demon
Sure. But I could use some fire.
Helltaker
No smoking in the house.
Zdrada, The bitch Demon
Or what? You’ll punish me? Go ahead, I’ve been a very bad girl.
Helltaker
You’d enjoy that, wouldn’t you?
Zdrada, The bitch Demon
Go screw yourself.
—
Helltaker
Pancakes.
Azazel, The Curious Angel
How long have I been here?
Helltaker
A few weeks.
Azazel, The Curious Angel
It feels like forever.
The things I’ve seen…
The things I’ve done…
It could write a spectacular paper on this, but nobody would believe me.
It’s just too surreal.
Helltaker
Oh…
Azazel, The Curious Angel
And my research has barely scratched the surface. Want to join me in my
studies today?
Helltaker
You study too much. Eat your pancakes.
—
Helltaker
Pancakes.
Cerberus, The Triple Demon
We messed up.
Helltaker
Harassing neighbors again? What did you do?
[Note: The word, which is misspelled, used in the original text is
“Harrasing.” In the collected text, the mistake has been emended.]
Cerberus, The Triple Demon
…
Helltaker
Why is there Police at the door?
Cerberus, The Triple Demon
…
—
Helltaker
Pancakes.
Judgement, The High Prosecutor
TRESPASSERS SEEK TO INVADE OUR DOMAIN! SHOULD I
DISPOSE OF THEM?
Helltaker
No need. I’ll take care of this.
Judgement, The High Prosecutor
Sure, have fun.
—
Police
Police! Open the door.
[Don’t open]
Police
We know you’re in there! Open the door NOW!
[Open. (end of the game)]
Helltaker
Pancakes?
Police
Oh, thanks. We still have questions though.
(…)
(And that was the story of the Helltaker.)
(Narrated for you by the old )
(Quite a silly tale, I know.)
(To be honest… downright abhorrent, actually.)
(Horrible story about horrible people.)
(But perhaps… you found some joy in it.)
(Maybe a laugh or two?)
(Still… thank you for keeping this old fly some company.)
(Until next.)
(THE END)
—
[Interact with the Hidden Portal]
Beelzebub, The Great Fly
What is this? Did someone opened a portal at last?
Greetings little one. I am Beelzebub.
And you must be the chosen one. The King of Hell.
That means… I am nothing, but your humble servant.
Enter this gateway and take your rightful throne.
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
Hey. Is this a one-way banishment portal?
Beelzebub, The Great Fly
Fuck.
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
Beel! And here I hoped I’d never see your face again.
Beelzebub, The Great Fly
Feeling’s mutual, my dear Lucy.
Helltaker
Old friend of yours?
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
Don’t believe a single word from Beelzebub The Exiled.
Most dangerous kind of demon. Forever sealed inside the Abyss.
Ask Justice. She was the high Prosecutor back then.
Justice, The Awesome Demon
It was awesome. Wish you’ve seen that epic battle.
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
If you step through the portal, your soul will get imprisoned too. Only
madness waits for you there.
Beelzebub, The Great Fly
I’ve been here for quite some time and found no madness yet. Quite
disappointing really.
A bit of mad would be refreshing. All you can find here is darkness and
loneliness.
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
Just ignore this pest. I’ll close the portal after dinner.
Beelzebub, The Great Fly
I’ll get out one day.
Lucifer, The CEO of Hell
We’ll be ready.
[Enter the Portal]
(You find yourself surrounded by the void.)
(Shades of darkness you never knew existed.)
(You feel them rather than see them. Sight is no longer a concept.)
(Then, you are suddenly sick. With every illness known to man.)
(But you are not dying. Death is no longer a concept either.)
(You hear the buzzing. Thousands of flies swarm around you.)
(Then, a cloying wave hits you. The sweet smell is overwhelming.
Unbearable…)
(Yet over the years to come, you’ll learn to love it.)
Beelzebub, The Great Fly
What is it now…
Wait, what…?
You? How did you…
…
I simply can’t believe you just did that.
Have you really bought the King of Hell crap? No, that simply can’t be it.
So why…
Wait. I don’t think I really want to know.
Since we find ourselves stuck here for the foreseeable future…
I think a proper introduction should be made?
I have many names. The Sovereign of Pestilence, The Warden of Decay,
The Mistress of the Flies, The…
Wait, where are my manners? I have a guest. I should make myself more
presentable.
[Beelzebub shifts her shape]
Here. I think you will find this form a little more comfortable to converse
with.
Where was I? Ah yes…
…also known as The Mistress of the Flies and The Queen Crimson.
Pleased to meet your acquaintance.
Welcome to the Abyss. Make yourself at home.
Here’s an idea! I’ll show you around my castle. I think you’ll love what I
did with the place.
Why yes, I’ve built it myself. You’d be surprised what kind of stuff can be
made from the very fabric of darkness.
Abyssal exile makes you seek the weirdest hobbies.
Hey, I just noticed.
You brought something with you. If I knew you could do that, I’d ask for
some sweets. Demons love sugar.
[Chocolate pancakes.]
[Chocolate pancakes.]
Beelzebub, The Great Fly
…
This is the best day my life.
***SUCCESS***
(…)
(And that was the story of the Helltaker.)
(Narrated for you by good old Beelzebub.)
(Please, forgive this little… self-insert at the end.)
(I know, I know… It was not supposed to be a story about me. But I just
couldn’t help myself.)
(You may have questions, I assume. Had this really happened? Where is
the Helltaker now?)
(Maybe YOU are the Helltaker? You just forgot after all those years in the
Abyss.)
(Or maybe YOU don’t even exist? And I’m just a poor old fly talking to
herself.)
(Hoho. For the sake of the story, some questions are better left
unanswered.)
(Until next.)
(THE END)