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游戏《Helltaker》中对话和旁白全收录

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游戏《Helltaker》中对话和旁白全收录

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本文用法 Key

【一般】[General]

每一段收录文本的开头会以加粗字体标明说话的角色及其头衔。 Prior to the beginning of every dialogue, the speaker's name and title will be addressed and made bold.

若对话之间出现转场、互动等需要特别注明以帮助理解语境的动作,会以方括号标明,具体参考下一条目。 In case that the reader would be confused, square brackets might be used in order to help understanding the transitions between dialogues. See the entry [Symbols] for further directions.

对于两个结果相同的选项,本文会将其排列在一起以便查阅。对于结果不同的选项,则会在各自触发的对话后列出。 The choices that trigger same responses will be put together for the reader's convenience. Those that trigger different responses, on the other hand, will be presented accordingly.


【本文所用符号】[Symbols]

(text) 旁白等场景描述,但不包括明确由别西卜所讲的部分 Narrations, except for those by Beelzebub

[text] 第一批选项、对话中的选择、帮助理解的描述性用语、备注 First Answers, Choices, Descriptions, &Notes

#[text] Second Answers 第二批选项

*[text] Third Answers 第三批选项


【说明】[Tips]

本文不收录游戏于2021年5月12日发布的额外内容《Examtaker》中的文本和对话,敬请谅解。 Please note that this post does not include any dialogues or texts from the game's DLC update on May 12, 2021.

本栏仅收录英文原文,而不介入或穿插任何第三方其他语言的翻译。 The texts collected in this post are in English and directly from the game without any polishing. Also, this post does not directly help with or contain any unofficial translations.

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由于专栏排版功能的限制,部分标点符号和文本可能会显示怪异,敬请谅解。若需精心排版的文本收录用以参考或查阅,敬请联系本栏作者。 Due to the limited development of the text editing tool, it is possible to spot abnormal layouts of either the texts or punctuation. If the reader requires a fine-arranged document (a read-only PDF document) that includes the texts for reference, he or she may send a private message to the uploader.



【特别声明】 [Proclamation]

本栏目仅供参考和提供素材只用。本栏发布者并没有参与过任何收录文本的创作、翻译或润色,且不具有文本的所有权。This post is for reference only. The texts in this posts are personally collected by the uploader, who hereby proclaims whatsoever NO ownership of and acknowledges NO participation in the creation, translation, or polishing of the texts.



——THE MAIN BODY 以下正文——

[Opening]

(You find yourself surrounded by the void.)


Menu

Beelzebub, The Great Fly

Greetings little one. Please don’t mind me. It is just I, good old Beelzebub.


[New Game]

Story of the Helltaker again? Interesting…

Do you, by any chance, need a narrator?

Why please, allow me. It will be a pleasure.

You woke up one day with a dream. Harem full of demon girls.

It was, however, not an easy dream to achieve. It could cost you your life.

“When demon girls are involved, no price is high enough.” You said, as

you ventured down to hell.


[Returned to Menu]

Is there anything else you desire?


[Exit]

I’ve tried many times. Haven’t found much success so far.



Chapter 1

Pandemonica, the Tired Demon

Name’s Pandemonica, Hell’s Customer Service. How may I serve you?


[We can figure something out at my place.]

Pandemonica, The Tired Demon

You thought you’re leaving hell alive? How delusional.

***BAD END*** She took your face in her hands and snapped your neck

with professional gentleness.


[Maybe I can serve YOU instead?]

Pandemonica, The Tired Demon

Sweet of you to offer. I could really use some coffee.

***SUCCESS***


[Life Advice]

Beelzebub, The Great Fly

You want advice, but you have nobody to ask.

You haven’t found any cute demons yet.

And no matter how cute I might be, I’m but a narrator.

Go find some harem worthy maidens so you can pester them for advice to

your heart’s content.



Chapter 2

Modeus, The Lustful Demon

You and me. Now.


[Deal. No questions asked.]

Modeus, The Lustful Demon

They always say that… and they always try to run away. I’ll have to break

your knees, just in case.

***BAD END*** She pulled out a sledgehammer. I was not going to be

pretty.


[No time. Busy gathering girls.]

Modeus, The Lustful Demon

Demon harem? You poor fool… They will rip you to shreds, and I HAVE

to see this.

***SUCCESS***


[Life Advice]

Pandemonica, The Tired Demon

Since we travel together, I might as well do my job.

You’ve noticed how exploring hell takes a lot of will? In hell, if you run

out on will - you die.

Walking through spikes takes twice the will. The trick is to spend as little

time on spikes as possible.

Thank you for relaying on Hell’s Customer Service.

How would you rate your overall satisfaction with provided help, on a

scale from 1 to 10?


Pandemonica, The Tired Demon

[From 1 to 9] Thank you for your feedback. We are here to serve.

[10] Whoa… Never got a ten before…



Chapter 3

Cerberus, The Triple Demon

Are you a human? A real human? Please, take us with you.


[Deal. No questions asked.]

Cerberus, The Triple Demon

Yes! At last! It’s time to corrupt the mortal realm!

***SUCCESS***


[This is getting too easy. I have questions.]

Cerberus, The Triple Demon

We need a human to cross the hell’s gate. You don’t have to be in one

piece, though.

***BAD END*** They jumped you like rabid dogs. Canine sounds

included. The cuteness of it all gave you a heart attack.


[Life Advice]

Modeus, The Lustful Demon

Advice? Easy. Skip all the puzzles, gather all the bitches and let’s engage

in proper harem activities.


Pandemonica, The Tired Demon

Please, forgive Modeus. Most demons are like her. Lust for since is in our

blood, hard to keep it in check.

As for the puzzle… Try to not spend too much time kicking around those

undead slaves and you should be fine.



Chapter 4

Malina, The Sour Demon

Great, more braindead idiots… Never seen your ugly face before. What are

you playing at?


[I’d sure love to play with you.]

Malina, The Sour Demon

Like what… video games? Sure, why not. As long as you’re okay with

turn based strategies.

***SUCCESS***


[This is delicious. Please, insult me more.]

Malina, The Sour Demon

Fantastic. Just my luck to find another masochist creep.

***BAD END*** She made a swiping motion and a fountain of blood

exploded from your devastated throat.


[Life Advice]

Pandemonica, The Tired Demon

You don’t look like you need help with this one. Or you just wanted to

talk?


Cerberus, The Triple Demon

Hey, do you smell that? Orange, berries and… vodka?

There’s no doubt. That’s got to be Malina. She acts hard to get, but maybe

you’ll figure her out.

Then we will all hang out and it’s gonna be FUN!



Chapter 5

Zdrada, The bitch Demon

Yo. I’ve heard about your harem. I’m in.


[Wait. I have a feeling I’ll regret it.]

Zdrada, The bitch Demon

Too bad, I’m coming anyway. Go ahead, try to stop me.

***SUCCESS***


[It’s not really a harem anymore. We just play turn based strategies.]

Zdrada, The bitch Demon

Holy shit. Let me put you out of your misery.

***BAD END*** Your vision swam. The last thing you noticed was a

knife buried hilt deep between your ribs.


[Life Advice]

Malina, The Sour Demon

What? Never played rhythm based dungeon crawlers, have you?

If the rhythm of the spikes is not to your liking, just kick some rocks

around until it does.


Cerberus, The Triple Demon

This place stinks of smoke. Zdrada must be close by.


Malina, The Sour Demon

Oh no… Please no…



Chapter 6

Azazel, The Curious Angel

Oh my heavens! What would a living human be doing in hell? Most

unusual.


[Looking for demons.]

Azazel, The Curious Angel

Oh, you too? Let me guess, thesis on Modern Sin? Or is it Demonology?

We should join forces.

***SUCCESS***


[Looking for angels.]

Azazel, The Curious Angel

You won’t find many here. Lucky for you, I know a better place. Please,

hold my hand.


[Enter Heaven]

(Who would’ve guessed that lying will get you into heaven.)

(Say goodbye to your demon harem, though.)

***END***


[Life Advice]

Zdrada, The bitch Demon

Don’t look at me for puzzle hints. I’m not a nerd.

Maybe go kill yourself on some spikes. It’ll be amusing.


Malina, The Sour Demon

My sister’s always like that. I can’t believe you invited her…


Zdrada, The bitch Demon

Yeah. What were you thinking, man? Glad you invited Malinka, though.

She spends too much time, all alone, playing the most nerdy video games

I’ve ever seen.


Malina, The Sour Demon

Can you please shut up?


Zdrada, The bitch Demon

Do you know how turned on she gets while playing them? That one time

when she…


Malina, The Sour Demon

Kill one of us. Me or her. Please. Fast.


[*KILL THEM BOTH*]

Pandemonica, The Tired Demon

Just leave them be. You get used to it, eventually.


[*KILL YOURSELF*]

Pandemonica, The Tired Demon

What do you think you’re doing? Hey! W -

***BAD END*** You had enough. You decided to follow Zdrada’s advice

and killed yourself on the spikes.



Chapter 7

Justice, The Awesome Demon

Yo, did you just solve that puzzle? That’s awesome!


[It took some work. Wanna join my harem?]

Justice, The Awesome Demon

You don’t have to ask me. I’d never miss a party.

***SUCCESS***


[I just skipped it in the menu. Wanna join my harem?]

Justice, The Awesome Demon

That totally sounds like something I would’ve done. Sure, let’s go. The

more the merrier, right?

***SUCCESS***


[Life Advice]

Azazel, The Curious Angel

This one looks tricky. Might require some testing to find the perfect order

of moves.

Please, take your time. Miss Modeus here is sharing with me her

considerably warped view on love.


Modeus, The Lustful Demon

…things can get violent, so moderation is important. People die if you love

them too much.


Azazel, The Curious Angel

How fascinating. Please expand on that. I want to know all the details.



Chapter 8

Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

We meet at last. You’ve proved yourself worthy by passing all my trials.

Pledge your soul to me and I’ll make you my most treasured slave.


[Yes my queen!]

Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

Eager little soul…

***BAD END*** As you knelt, she planted a kiss of your forehead, and

your life melted away.


[No thanks. But you can join my harem.]

Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

What are your trying to accomplish? You think you can enslave demons to

your will?


#[Call me master. And ask for permission before you speak.]

Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

I see I have to teach you your place.

***BAD END*** She made a hand gesture, and all your blood turned into

vinegar. It’s hard to explain the feel.


#[I can offer coffee, turn based strategies and chocolate pancakes.]

Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

Really? Is that it? You come here, and try to buy me over with pancakes?

You’re lucky I have a thing for pancakes.

***SUCCESS***


Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

I think you’ve convinced me. That harem of yours may prove to be

entertaining after all.


[NOTE: Life Advice is absent in this chapter.]



Chapter 9

[Life Advice]

Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

If you can’t do it, just skip it in the pause menu. I don’t want to be sitting

here all day.

Just look at all this mess. It seems nobody used the hell’s gate in quite

some time…

Makes me wonder how you got here in the first place.


Justice, The Awesome Demon

It looks like he can do miracles. He somehow got you out of your office

after all.


Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

True. He’s the first one to not take the slave offer.


Justice, The Awesome Demon

For a second here, I hoped he would give YOU a slave offer.


Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

Justice… Don’t give people ideas that will get them murdered.


Justice, The Awesome Demon

Oh, come on. I’m sure you’d enjoy some maid roleplay.

[The End of Life Advice]


???

YOU TRULY THOUGHT YOU COULD JUST WALK AWAY?

AFTER ALL YOU HAVE DONE?

***BAD END (to be continued)*** You felt the biting cold of chains on

your skin. Followed by fire, burning the flesh from your bones.



Chapter 10

(It felt as if you’ve died a thousand deaths. Yet as the flames subsided…

Somehow, you were still alive.)


I. Chains of Superbia

???

I ONLY JUST FOUND YOU, TRESPASSER! SO DON’T DIE ON ME

YET.


WE WILL SPEND A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER, YOU AND I.


Judgement, The High Prosecutor

IGNITE THE SIN MACHINE! SUFFERING MUST BE MADE!

[Begin the Trial]


[Upon Completing]

Judgement, The High Prosecutor

HOW DO YOU LIKE THE SIN MACHINE, TRESPASSER?

SURRENDER AND LET IT CONSUME YOU!


Cerberus, The Triple Demon

No, wait! Don’t give up! You need to get us out of here!


Pandemonica, The Tired Demon

And I’m still looking forward to my coffee.


Judgement, The High Prosecutor

LEAVE HOPE! HIS FATE IS SEALED!


Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

Judgement, dear. This man may not know it, but he belongs to me. Could

you please not damage him?


Judgement, The High Prosecutor

BE SILENT! REAL WORK IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!

[Begin the Trial]


II. Chains of Avaritia

[Upon Completing]

Judgement, The High Prosecutor

THOSE CHAINS THAT BIND YOU ARE MADE OF THINGS THAT

BROUGHT YOU HERE.

YOUR EGO. YOUR GREED. YOUR LUST. YOU ARE YOUR OWN

TORTURER.


Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

Enough! High Prosecutor, I order you to stand down at once!


Judgement, The High Prosecutor

NO AUTHORITY STANDS ABOVE PUNISHMENT!


Justice, The Awesome Demon

Keep going, Judgement! You are on the roll!


Azazel, The Curious Angel

Yes, please continue. This is A+ material so far.


Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

I’m supposed to be the goddamn Queen of Hell! Why is nobody ever

listening to me?

[Begin the Trial]


III. Chains of Luxuria

[Upon Completing]

Judgement, The High Prosecutor

YOU TRULY THINK YOU CAN BREAK FREE OF THOSE

SHACKLES?

YOU SHOULD KNOW… HOPE LEADS TO DISappOINTMENT,

AND DISappOINTMENT TO DESPAIR.

CHANS OF DESPAIR ARE THE MOST DELIGHTFUL.


Zdrada, The bitch Demon

You must be cursed Malinka. You just found a fellow nerd and he’s already

done for.


Malina, The Sour Demon

Knowing my luck, he played Necropolis anyway.


Modeus, The Lustful Demon

I should’ve kept him for myself after all…


Judgement, The High Prosecutor

YES! REGRET EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER DONE!


[I love how you did your hair.]

[That outfit kills! Ten out of ten!]

Judgement, The High Prosecutor

LIEEEEEEEES! THEY WON’T SAVE YOU FROM YOUR FATE!


#[I know. That’s why I can be honest.]

#[I also really like the claws!]

Judgement, The High Prosecutor

IS THAT SO? IN THAT CASE, THANK YOU! I GUESS?

NOW LET’S GET BACK TO SUFFERING!

[Begin the Trial]


IV. Chains of Despair

Judgement, The High Prosecutor

ANY LAST WORDS BEFORE THE REAL PAIN BEGINS?


[Only thing I regret is not seeking you sooner.]

[Being punished by you makes all sins worth it.]

Judgement, The High Prosecutor

QUIT YOUR CHEAP FLATTERIES! YOU MAKE MY JOB

DIFFICULT!


#[But damn, you have amazing eyes.]

#[Did I mention how much I love your hair?]

Judgement, The High Prosecutor

Look. I don’t really want to do this. But the pacts been sealed. Nothing

will prevent your damnation.

However… I could postpone your torment a few years, if you leave and

never disturb hell again.

Our fates are one. I will kill you and you’ll suffer. But it does not have to

be today…

SO CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY AND GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!

……

…… …

I SAID YOU ARE FREE TO GO! BEGONE!

WHAT? YOU WANT TO INVITE ME TO YOUR HAREM? DON’T BE

RIDICULOUS!

You’d share roof with an immortal avatar of pain, blood-sworn to murder

you through torture?


*[Wouldn’t want it any other way.]

*[Believe me, I have worse in my harem already.]

Judgement, The High Prosecutor

Wait. You are serious?

***SUCCESS***


Judgement, The High Prosecutor

Seeing how far off proper ritual we are already, I might as well give it a

shot.



Chapter 10: Epilogue

(Thus, your journey has come to an end.)

(You have successfully took girls from hell. And was henceforth known as

the Helltaker.)

(It was, however, not an easy life to live. It was sure to be short and full of

suffering.)

(But life is full of suffering no matter how you live it. So you might as well

have some fun when’re at it.)


Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

Another batch of pancakes done, I see.

And it’s soooooo good…


Helltaker

Thanks for the help.


Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

Don’t mentioned it. It’s the least I can do.

Though I have to say, I still can’t figure out how you get them perfectly

thin every time.

And the way you spin them in the air. There must be some sorcery

involved.


Helltaker

Experience.


Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

Yeah sure. better go give everyone their pancakes.


Helltaker

Pancakes.


Modeus, The Lustful Demon


Helltaker

You’re reading… romantic comedy?


Modeus, The Lustful Demon

Never heard of this “romance” stuff before. It’s the kinkiest thing I’ve ever

seen.

Maybe I’ve been doing things wrong all this time?


Helltaker

What, wanna go on a date?


Modeus, The Lustful Demon

I’ve always known you were a perverted degenerate.


Helltaker

Pancakes.


Justice, The Awesome Demon

Awesome. I have a question though.


Helltaker

Shoot


Justice, The Awesome Demon

The girls say you never take off your shades. Why is that?


Helltaker

I could ask you the same.


Justice, The Awesome Demon

Oh, me? It’s ‘cause I’m blind.

That’s my story. Care to share yours?


Helltaker

Maybe one day…


Justice, The Awesome Demon

Oh, come on. The girls are already taking bets.

I’m losing 10 bucks if you don’t have laser vision.


Helltaker

Pancakes and coffee.


Pandemonica, The Tired Demon

Ah! The “Tired Demon” no longer.


Helltaker

Is it over-extracted again?


Pandemonica, The Tired Demon

Oh no… It’s quite alright actually. You even filtered it properly this time.

Keep it up and you might still survive the day with no fingers broken.


Helltaker

Yeah…


Pandemonica, The Tired Demon

But do feel free to mess it up. The local hospital proved quite competent so

far.


Helltaker

Next one at 5:15pm, double espresso, yes?


Pandemonica, The Tired Demon

It’s your job to remember. Not mine.


Helltaker

Pancakes.


Malina, The Sour Demon

Do you know how hard it is to find new turn based strategies we could

play?

Almost everything mankind produced is either a half-assed sequel or a

shitty ripoff.


Helltaker

I would like to play them anyway.


Malina, The Sour Demon

Same here, unfortunately.

We will need a lot of alcohol.


Helltaker

Pancakes.


Zdrada, The bitch Demon

Sure. But I could use some fire.


Helltaker

No smoking in the house.


Zdrada, The bitch Demon

Or what? You’ll punish me? Go ahead, I’ve been a very bad girl.


Helltaker

You’d enjoy that, wouldn’t you?


Zdrada, The bitch Demon

Go screw yourself.


Helltaker

Pancakes.


Azazel, The Curious Angel

How long have I been here?


Helltaker

A few weeks.


Azazel, The Curious Angel

It feels like forever.

The things I’ve seen…

The things I’ve done…

It could write a spectacular paper on this, but nobody would believe me.

It’s just too surreal.


Helltaker

Oh…


Azazel, The Curious Angel

And my research has barely scratched the surface. Want to join me in my

studies today?


Helltaker

You study too much. Eat your pancakes.


Helltaker

Pancakes.


Cerberus, The Triple Demon

We messed up.


Helltaker

Harassing neighbors again? What did you do?

[Note: The word, which is misspelled, used in the original text is

“Harrasing.” In the collected text, the mistake has been emended.]


Cerberus, The Triple Demon


Helltaker

Why is there Police at the door?


Cerberus, The Triple Demon


Helltaker

Pancakes.


Judgement, The High Prosecutor

TRESPASSERS SEEK TO INVADE OUR DOMAIN! SHOULD I

DISPOSE OF THEM?


Helltaker

No need. I’ll take care of this.


Judgement, The High Prosecutor

Sure, have fun.


Police

Police! Open the door.


[Don’t open]

Police

We know you’re in there! Open the door NOW!


[Open. (end of the game)]

Helltaker

Pancakes?


Police

Oh, thanks. We still have questions though.


(…)

(And that was the story of the Helltaker.)

(Narrated for you by the old )

(Quite a silly tale, I know.)

(To be honest… downright abhorrent, actually.)

(Horrible story about horrible people.)

(But perhaps… you found some joy in it.)

(Maybe a laugh or two?)

(Still… thank you for keeping this old fly some company.)

(Until next.)

(THE END)


[Interact with the Hidden Portal]

Beelzebub, The Great Fly

What is this? Did someone opened a portal at last?

Greetings little one. I am Beelzebub.

And you must be the chosen one. The King of Hell.

That means… I am nothing, but your humble servant.

Enter this gateway and take your rightful throne.


Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

Hey. Is this a one-way banishment portal?


Beelzebub, The Great Fly

Fuck.


Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

Beel! And here I hoped I’d never see your face again.


Beelzebub, The Great Fly

Feeling’s mutual, my dear Lucy.


Helltaker

Old friend of yours?


Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

Don’t believe a single word from Beelzebub The Exiled.

Most dangerous kind of demon. Forever sealed inside the Abyss.

Ask Justice. She was the high Prosecutor back then.


Justice, The Awesome Demon

It was awesome. Wish you’ve seen that epic battle.


Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

If you step through the portal, your soul will get imprisoned too. Only

madness waits for you there.


Beelzebub, The Great Fly

I’ve been here for quite some time and found no madness yet. Quite

disappointing really.

A bit of mad would be refreshing. All you can find here is darkness and

loneliness.


Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

Just ignore this pest. I’ll close the portal after dinner.


Beelzebub, The Great Fly

I’ll get out one day.


Lucifer, The CEO of Hell

We’ll be ready.


[Enter the Portal]

(You find yourself surrounded by the void.)

(Shades of darkness you never knew existed.)

(You feel them rather than see them. Sight is no longer a concept.)

(Then, you are suddenly sick. With every illness known to man.)

(But you are not dying. Death is no longer a concept either.)

(You hear the buzzing. Thousands of flies swarm around you.)

(Then, a cloying wave hits you. The sweet smell is overwhelming.

Unbearable…)

(Yet over the years to come, you’ll learn to love it.)


Beelzebub, The Great Fly

What is it now…

Wait, what…?

You? How did you…

I simply can’t believe you just did that.

Have you really bought the King of Hell crap? No, that simply can’t be it.

So why…

Wait. I don’t think I really want to know.

Since we find ourselves stuck here for the foreseeable future…

I think a proper introduction should be made?

I have many names. The Sovereign of Pestilence, The Warden of Decay,

The Mistress of the Flies, The…

Wait, where are my manners? I have a guest. I should make myself more

presentable.

[Beelzebub shifts her shape]

Here. I think you will find this form a little more comfortable to converse

with.

Where was I? Ah yes…

…also known as The Mistress of the Flies and The Queen Crimson.

Pleased to meet your acquaintance.

Welcome to the Abyss. Make yourself at home.

Here’s an idea! I’ll show you around my castle. I think you’ll love what I

did with the place.

Why yes, I’ve built it myself. You’d be surprised what kind of stuff can be

made from the very fabric of darkness.

Abyssal exile makes you seek the weirdest hobbies.

Hey, I just noticed.

You brought something with you. If I knew you could do that, I’d ask for

some sweets. Demons love sugar.


[Chocolate pancakes.]

[Chocolate pancakes.]

Beelzebub, The Great Fly

This is the best day my life.

***SUCCESS***


(…)

(And that was the story of the Helltaker.)

(Narrated for you by good old Beelzebub.)

(Please, forgive this little… self-insert at the end.)

(I know, I know… It was not supposed to be a story about me. But I just

couldn’t help myself.)

(You may have questions, I assume. Had this really happened? Where is

the Helltaker now?)

(Maybe YOU are the Helltaker? You just forgot after all those years in the

Abyss.)

(Or maybe YOU don’t even exist? And I’m just a poor old fly talking to

herself.)

(Hoho. For the sake of the story, some questions are better left

unanswered.)

(Until next.)

(THE END)


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