Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.

好啦，回到中学那个时候，我站在自助餐厅中央，突然发现自己全身赤裸。

All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.

哦，耶，做过那样的梦。

Chandler: Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...there.

然后我低头一看，发现有一支大哥大......在那儿。

Joey: Instead of. Chandler: That's right!

而不是......？没错！

Joey: Never had that dream.

从没做过那样的梦。

Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.

突然，那个电话响起来了。

Chandler: Now I don't know what to do? Everybody starts looking at me.

然后我不知道该怎么办，大家都开始看着我。

Monica: They weren't looking at you before?

之前他们就没看着你？

Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it.

最后，我觉得应该接这个电话。

Chandler: And it turns out it's my mother. Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.

结果是我妈妈（打来的）。这十分十分的奇怪，因为她从来不给我打电话。

Ross: Hi.

Joey: This guy says, "Hello, " I wanna kill myself.

这家伙说句“你好”，我都想自杀。

Monica: You okay? sweetie!

亲爱的你还好吧？

Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck.

我就感觉好像有人将手伸进我的喉咙，抓住我的小肠，从我的嘴里拉出来再缠在我的脖子上。

Chandler: Cookie?

要饼干吗？

Monica: Carol moved her stuff out today.

卡箩今天搬走了她的东西。

Monica: Let me get you some coffee.

我给你弄杯咖啡。

Thanks.

Ross: No, Oh! No don't! Stop cleansing my aura. Just leave my aura alone, okay? Fine, be murky.

不，喔！不，不要！不要清理我的气息！离我的气息远点，好吗？好吧！继续抑郁吧！（cleanse one's aura 在此处指净化某人的气场，这是菲比的标志性出场）

Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be happy.

我会没事的，好不好？真的，各位，我希望她会幸福。

Monica: No, you don't.

不，你并不希望。

Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!

不，我不会的，让她见鬼去吧，是她抛弃了我！

Joey: You never knew she was a lesbian?

你从来都不知道她是女同？

Ross: No! Okay? Why does everyone keep fixating on that?

不知道！行了吧？为什么每个人总是揪着这点不放？（keep fixating on 指的是围着某个话题打转）

Ross: She didn't know. How should I know?

她都不知道，我又怎么会知道？

Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?

有时候我希望我是女同。我大声说出来啦？

Ross: I told Mom and Dad last night. They seemed to take it pretty well.

我昨晚告诉爸爸妈妈了，他们似乎很好地接受了。

Monica: Oh, really? So that hysterical phone call I got from a woman sobbing at 3:00 A.M. , "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?

噢，真的吗？那我凌晨三点接到一个歇斯底里的女人打来的电话，她在电话中抽泣说“我不会有孙子了，我不会有孙子了 ” 那是怎么回事？打错电话啦？

Ross: Sorry.

Joey: Alright Ross, Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting.

没事的，罗斯。听着，你现在感到很痛苦，你很生气，你感到很受伤。

Joey: Can I tell you what the answer is? Strip joints!

我能告诉你答案是什么吗？夜总会！

Joey: C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones.

拜托，你单身了，找点乐子吧！

Ross: See I don't want to be single, okay?

可我不想单身，好不好？

Ross: I just...I justI just want to be married again.

我只是......我只是，我只是想再婚。

Chandler: And I just want a million dollars!

而我只想要100万美金！（此时逃婚的瑞秋进来了）

Monica: Rachel? Rachel: Oh, God, Monica hi! Thank God!

瑞秋？噢，老天，莫妮卡，你好，感谢上帝！

Rachel: I just went to your building, and you weren't there, and this guy with a big hammer said that you might be here, and you are you are.

我刚到你那里去，而你不在，那个拿着大锤子的家伙说你可能在这里，你真在这里，你真在这里。

Can I get you some coffee?

给你来点咖啡？

Monica: Decaf.

无咖啡因的。（decaf 指的是低因咖啡。这里是当Monica看到她十分紧张冲动的时候，回答了咖啡馆侍者是否要给Rachel一杯咖啡一句“De-caff”。这里的De-caff是De- caffein的缩写，意思是不含咖啡因的，免得她喝了更激动）

Monica: Okay, Everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.

好了，各位，这位是瑞秋，林肯高中的另一个幸存者。（幸存者是Monica幽默的说法，言下之意坏学生多）

Monica: This is everybody. this is Chandler and Phoebe and Joey. And, you Remember my brother, Ross?

这就是各位啦，这是钱德，菲比和乔伊。还有，你还记得我哥哥罗斯吗？

Rachel: Sure! Hi

Monica: So You wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

那么你是现在告诉我们呢，还是说我们等四位湿漉的伴娘来？

Rachel: Oh God...Well, it started about a halfhour before the wedding.

哦，天呐，好吧，这大概发生在婚礼前半个小时。

Rachel: I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat.

我当时在放置礼品的房间里。我正看着那个船形卤肉盘。

Rachel: This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. When all of a sudden I realized...Sweet 'n' Low?

那是个非常好看的船形卤肉盘。当时，突然，我意识到......有糖吗？（Rachel接过waitress端来的咖啡的时候问了句“Sweet'n'low?”Sweet'n'low就是咖啡的低脂糖了，就是那个小纸袋里面装的糖。似乎这是一个糖精品牌。）

Rachel: I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry!

我发现比起巴里，这个船形卤肉盘更让我冲动！

Rachel: And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but.

然后我吓到了，就在那时我突然想到：巴里看起来有多像土豆头先生，你们知道的，我的意思是，我总觉得他看起来很像，但是......（1952年由孩之宝推出的薯头先生(Mr Potato Head)，是首个在美国全国以电视作广告宣传的玩具。瑞秋形容她的未婚夫看起来像薯头先生显然不是在夸他，而是觉得他看起来很可笑，自己并不喜欢他。）

Rachel: Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering, "Why am I doing this, " and "Who am I doing this for?"

无论如何，我必须离开那里，然后我开始思考：“我为什么这样做，我为了谁这样做？”

Rachel: So anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

反正我不知道该去哪里，而且我知道你和我有点疏远了，但你是我认识的人里唯一住在这个城市的。

Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.

没被邀请参加婚礼的人。

Rachel: Oh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...

噢，我有点希望这不是什么问题......

Monica: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.

现在我猜他给她买了个大管风琴，而她很不喜欢。

Chandler: "Tuna or egg salad! Decide!"

金枪鱼或鸡蛋沙拉？快决定！

"I'll have whatever Christina's having. "

“克莉丝汀店里有什么我就吃什么。”

Rachel: Daddy, I just I can't marry him. I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!

爸爸，我只是不能嫁给他！对不起，我只是不爱他。额，但那对我很重要！

Phoebe: "If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off. "

“如果我松开我的头发，我的头会掉下来的。”

Chandler: Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.

噢，她真不应该穿那条裤子。

Joey: I say push her down the stairs.

我说把她推下楼梯。

All: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs!

把她推下楼梯！推下楼梯！推下楼梯！

Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, "You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'.

爸爸，听我说！就好像，就好像 在我一生中，所有人都告诉我，“你是鞋子！你是鞋子，你是鞋子，你是鞋子！”

Rachel: And today I just stopped and I said, What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I want to be aa purse? y'know? Or aor a hat!

然后今天，我制止了，我说：假如我不想成为鞋子呢？如果我想成为一个包？你知道吗，或者，嗯，一个帽子！”

Rachel: No, I don't want you to buy me a hat! I'm saying I am a ha...It's a metaphor, Daddy!

不，我不是让你给我买帽子，我是说我是一顶帽......这是个比喻，老爸！

Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.

你能发现他哪里出了问题。

Rachel: Look, Daddy, it's my life. Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.

爸爸，这是我的生活。也许我可以和莫妮卡住在一起。

Monica: Well, I guess we've established she's staying here with Monica...

额，我想我们都确定了她和Monica住这里了......

Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait! I said maybe!

也许那是我的决定，呵，也许我不需要你的钱。等等！我是说也许！

Monica: Just breathe, breathe...that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things.

呼吸，呼吸，就这样。只想着一些让你镇定的好东西。

Phoebe: Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens. Doorbells and sleigh bells. And something with mittens La la la something. And noodles with string...

玫瑰上的雨滴，还有猫的胡须，门铃和雪橇铃还有手套。啦啦啦，还有一些面条......

Rachel: I'm all better now.

我现在好多了。

Phoebe: I helped.

我帮上忙啦！

Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know?

听着，这或许是最好的结果，知道吗？

Monica:Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 'hat' thing.

独立了，把握自己的生活。就像你说的“帽子”的事情。

Joey: And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey.

还有，你还需要什么，你随时可以来找乔伊。

Joey: Me and Chandler live right across the hall. And He's away a lot.

我和钱德就住在对面。而且他经常不在。

Monica: Joey, Stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day.

乔伊，不要向她搭讪了！今天是她结婚的日子！

Joey: What, like there's a rule or something?

怎么啦，好像这还有什么规定吗？

Chandler: I got it. Please don't do that again. It's a horrible sound.

我来。请不要再这么干了，这是很难听的声音。

Uh, It's, it's Paul.

额，我是，我是保罗。

Monica: Oh, God, is it 6:30? Buzz him in.

噢，天呐，到6:30了吗？让他进来！（放/让某人进来（因为buzz代指门铃的噪音））

Joey: Who's Paul?

谁是保罗？

Ross: Paul, the wine guy? Paul?

保罗，调酒师，保罗？

Monica: Maybe.

也许是吧

Joey: Wait a minute. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?

等等，你今晚的“不是真正约会” 是和调酒师保罗？

Ross: He finally asked you out? Monica: Yes!

他终于约你出去啦？是的！

Chandler: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.

噢，这可真是个可以载入日记的时刻。（“Dear Diary moment”是指这个时刻不同寻常，有重要意义，值得纪念，值得写进日记的意思。）

Monica: Rach, wait, I can cancel....

瑞秋，等等，我可以取消......

Rachel: Ooh God, Please, no, go, that'd be fine!

不，天啊，拜托，不用了，你去吧，没什么的！

Monica: Ooh, Ross, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?

哦，罗斯，你还好吧？我是说，你希望我留下来吗？

Ross: That'd be good.

那再好不过了......

Monica: Really?

Ross: No, go on! It's Paul, the wine guy!

不，去吧！那可是调酒师保罗！

Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it? Or he just complains a lot?

那是什么意思？他是卖酒的，喝酒的？还是他总爱抱怨？

Monica: Hi, come in! Paul, this is...everybody. Everybody, this is Paul.

嗨，进来，保罗，这是......大家。各位，这是保罗。

Everybody: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!

Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?

对不起，我没听清楚你的名字。保罗，是吗？

Monica: Okay, ummumm, I'll justI'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah...

对，额，我去...... 我马上就好，我正要去，去，去额......

Ross: A wandering?

闲逛？

Monica: Change. Okay, sit down. Two seconds.

换衣服！好了，坐会儿。很快就好。

Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.

噢，我刚拔掉四根睫毛。不是个好兆头。

Joey: Hey, Paul! Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red.

你好，保罗！告诉你个小贴士，她很喜欢你在她脖子上同一个地方不停地揉来揉去，直到变红为止。

Monica: Shut up, Joey!

闭嘴，乔伊！

Ross: So Rachel, what're you, uh...what're you up to tonight?

那么瑞秋，你今晚，额......打算干什么？

Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so, nothing.

我本来应该到Aruba度蜜月，所以......没事做！

Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon.

是呀，你都没办法过蜜月。

Ross: God. . No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year...

天呐，不，不，不过，阿鲁巴岛每年这个时候......

Ross: Talk about your, big lizards.

可以谈论下，大蜥蜴。

Ross: Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.

不管怎样，如果今晚你不想一个人待着的话，乔伊和钱德要过来帮我组装我的新家具。

Chandler: Yes, and we're very excited about it.

是呀，而且我们为此非常兴奋。

Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day.

谢谢了，不过我想今晚还是待在这里吧。今天可真是漫长（不好过）。

Ross: Oh, sure.

是呀，没问题。

Joey: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?

嘿，Pheebs，你想来帮忙吗？

Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.

哦，我希望我可以去，但我不想去。

Phoebe: Love is sweet as summer showers Love is a wondrous work of art. But your love Oh, your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon, crapping on my heart, Lalalalala.

爱情就像夏日冲凉一样甜美，爱情是无以伦比的艺术品。但是你的爱呀，你的爱，你的爱就像一只巨大的鸽子，拉在了我的心房。

Phoebe: Thank you. Lalalalala

Ross: I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys.

我应该用这些螺杆把支架固定在侧面。

Ross: I have no brackety thing. I see no worm guys whatsoever...and I cannot feel my legs.

我没有支架，没有看到螺杆什么的......而且，我的腿麻了。

Joey: I think we've got a bookcase here.

我想我们弄好书架了。

Chandler: It's beautiful thing.

看起来不错。

Joey: What's this?

这是什么？

Chandler: I would have to say that is an L-shaped bracket.

我会说那是个L型支架。

Joey: Which goes where?

它应该安在哪里？

Chandler: I have no idea.

我完全......没有想法。

Joey: Done with the bookcase.

搞定书架了！

Chandler: All finished.

完工了！

Ross: This was Carol's favorite beer.

这是卡箩最喜欢的啤酒。

She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.

她总是对着罐子喝，我本该知道的（她是女同）。

Joey: You're gonna start with that stuff, we're outta here.

你要是再开始那些话，我们就走了。

Chandler: Yeah, please don't spoil all this fun.

就是，不要破坏所有这些乐趣。

Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question.

问你一个问题。

Joey: She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV. What did you get?

她得到家具，音响，好电视，你得到了什么？

Ross: You guys.

Chandler: Oh, God!

Joey: You got screwed.

你被坑了。

Chandler: Oh, my God!

Monica: Oh, my God.

Paul: I know. I know. I'm such an idiot.

我知道，我知道，我真是个笨蛋。

Paul: I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week.

当她一礼拜见四五次牙医的时候，我本该察觉到的。

Paul: I mean, how clean can teeth get?

我的意思是，牙齿能多干净呀？

Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?

我哥哥正在经历这种事呢，他糟透了。你是怎么熬过来的？

Paul: I might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers. Say her Leg?

我可能会试着砸烂她的一些贵重的东西。比如她的...... 腿？

Paul: That's one way of doing it! Me, II went for the watch.

那是一种方式！我的话，我砸了她的表。

Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow! The worst thing I ever did was, II shredded my old boyfriend's favorite bath towel.

你真的砸了她的手表？哇哦！我做过的最过分的事情只是剪碎了男朋友最喜欢的浴巾。

Paul: Oh, stay clear of you.

得离你远点。

Monica: That's right.

Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry. I am so sorry.

巴里，对不起，真的对不起。

Rachel: I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other night about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't...It's about me. And I just

我知道你可能认为这都是跟那晚我说你穿袜子有关，但不是的，这都是我的问题，我只是......

👄表达积累

• cleanse one's aura ——净化某人的气场

Eg. Stop cleansing my aura. Just leave my aura alone, OK?

• to hell with sb. ——让某人见鬼去吧

Eg. To hell with her. She left me!

• keep fixating on sth. ——围着某个话题打转

Eg. Why does everyone keep fixating on that?

• strip joints =strip club 夜总会
• decaf + Sweet'n'low——低因/少糖咖啡
• hit on sb. ——向某人搭讪

Eg. Joey, stop hitting on her. It's her wedding day!

• buzz sb. in ——放/让某人进来（因为buzz代指门铃的噪音）
• the wine guy ——指的是调酒师
• Eg. Really? - Go on! It's Paul, the wine guy!
• get screwed ——被骗了/被坑了
• catch on ——意识到，理解

Eg. I should've caught on when she went to the dentist four and five times a week. 返回搜狐，查看更多